Showing posts with label danger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label danger. Show all posts

Monday, August 18, 2008

danger everywhere II




This common coffee cup, produced by Dopaco, Inc., seems innocent enough. No sign of danger. But wait, what's this? What hidden danger lurks within its deceivingly harmless structure? Could you cut yourself on its sharp edges? No. Might you drop it on your foot and break a toe? No! Absurd. Could your child fall into it and drown, or swallow it, or choke on it? No, no, and no. And yet...

...we anticipate danger. It could pose a risk. As a result of your action. If for example you were to fill the cup with something dangerous in some way, the ensuing risk accrues to the cup. If you filled it with lead shot, the cup would then be heavy, and pose a risk to your foot if you dropped it. If you filled it with used syringes and then sat on it, the cup would pose a health risk. Surely these are not the fault of the cup, and it is not the fault of the cup maker, if you fill it with dangerous material. And yet...





The cup may contain strychnine, or razor blades, or radioactive barium. Yet out of all the risky contents you may decide to put in this cup, the cup maker feels the need to warn us only of this one. The contents may be hot.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

danger everywhere


Found on the side of a box of Aunt Jemima waffles. The result of a lawsuit?

Our child burned the house down toasting your waffles unsupervised. How were we to know about the danger! You should have put a warning on your box. It was negligence on your part not to do so. We hereby sue for $10M or will accept a settlement of $100,000 to go away.