Tuesday, June 03, 2008

danger everywhere

Found on the side of a box of Aunt Jemima waffles. The result of a lawsuit?

Our child burned the house down toasting your waffles unsupervised. How were we to know about the danger! You should have put a warning on your box. It was negligence on your part not to do so. We hereby sue for $10M or will accept a settlement of $100,000 to go away.